Heard the gag about people having the perfect face for radio? Well I'll be proving that on Thursday when the good people at Mearns FM broadcast our talk about Stoney Baloney. I do have a good voice for radio but only if the audience understands a Brummy drawl so whether the good people of Kincardineshire understand a single word I utter remains to be seen. I've been interviewed on the radio before but it was on BBC Radio West Midlands, they crammed me in one Sunday morning between tips on growing radishes and a travel report detailing roadworks in Tipton. Rock and roll people.
I'm informed the red carpet for my appearance is being purchased from the finest furnishing company in Edinburgh so I'll be careful to check my shoes for dog dirt before stepping onto it from the limousine. My agent has informed the station about my rider requirements (white pudding supper, Mars bar and a can of coke) but I regret the autograph session has had to be canned since a satisfactory fee could not be agreed. If I could politely request all groupies form an orderly queue afterwards, we don't want anything unseemly when you fight over me.
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