Innes Medal

Saturday's Innes Medal was our first comp of the season, I choked as if I had a chicken bone stuck in my throat, four putting the 17th. From twelve feet. There I was trying to protect a good score and instead I shat myself, my first putt charging a yard past the hole, the next muffed (didn't know you could hook putts) then I yipped my tap in to walk off with a triple bogey. I finished up two shots behind the winner when I should have been preparing the winner's speech. What a tosser. Hey ho, we go again next Saturday.