It's gonna be ok....

I've cracked it! Leaving aside vitriol regards their respective departures from Villa Park, let's assemble the following, still playing, ex-Villa men and we'll come straight back up next season no messin'. They owe us, we were their stepping stone.

1) vacancy
2) Kyle Walker
3) Gareth Barry
4) Gary Cahill
5) James Collins
6) Steven Davis
7) Fabian Delph (I know, I know)
8) Ashley Young (ditto)
9) Christian Benteke
10) James Milner
11) Marc Albrighton

Shove Weimman and Carlton Cole on the bench for a giggle (on no account field them).

Have them run out to Theme From An Unmade Silent Movie, re-terrace the Holte, bring back the Left Side/Right Side chant, it's all gonna be ok...