Saturday, 26 March 2016

See you in court Douglas

Now the winter league is over I no longer have to tolerate the insufferable cretin that is Keith Douglas. Not only am I free of this blithering idiot but I can concentrate on our forthcoming court case (he's trying to sue me for libel).

To this end I was gathering various pieces of evidence ahead of an appointment with my solicitor and stumbled across the following Facebook exchange. Perhaps this will give you an insight into the abuse I've had to suffer since making the mistake of accepting Douglas's plea for me to take part in the winter league.

This picture shows us in happier times. Never again.

Keith Douglas Your a Clown Russon!!!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon See you in court Douglas
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas You will that!!!!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon You'll need a better brief than you have a tailor you scruffbag
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Another insult!!!! Keep it up!!!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon Well since you insist, your feet stink.
Barry Mcgillivray
Barry Mcgillivray Superb.havnt laughed so much in ages
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Away and throw s""the at yourself you p""ck
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas All gone quite Russon! Not like it back at you????
Alex Russon
Alex Russon I thought you were addressing Barry?
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Don't have a problem with him!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon Are you startin' like?

Keith Douglas I'll finish it!!!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon You reckon?You're hard as my first sh#te and that was a skitter.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas You are just one big skitter!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon One big skitter who can put a 3 wood 30 yards past your driver any day of the week.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Aye and walk off with a double bogey you tit! Can't pitch or put to save your sad life!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon my A game comes in the summer, don't waste it in the winter. You'll see Douglas.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas You'll be lucky if you see the summer! Especially at SGC
Alex Russon
Alex Russon Summer = my dazzling birdie blitz time. Buy some sunglasses.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Buy some lessons you idiot!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon No need. Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Lol clown

Alex Russon taks een tae ken een min
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas And stop speaking like that! You plank
Alex Russon
Alex Russon me a plank? if your brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your hat off Douglas.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Least I have a brain!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon try using it then you gormless oaf
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas I will when I choose a real partner next year!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon some other mug to replace flagsticks and listen to your guff all the way round, feel free
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas You've put 3 flags in in 6 rounds and marked the card twice! Which I suppose is more than the total holes you contribute per round you hacking muppet!!!!!

Alex Russon Up yours. I weigh in plenty.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Yeah you need go on a diet you fat f**k!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon You call me fat! You're carrying more timber than the forestry commission you grotesque porker.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Keep going Russon! You'll be getting sent back to where you come from at this rate! And THEY DONT WANT YOU EITHER! P"""k!!!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon Not before I've given you a good hiding Douglas. Just been up the club and seen WL scores, we're trailing in other folk's wake thanks to your ineptitude.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Russon you've done F""k all so far so shut your F""king face before I knock you into next week! What a TIT!!!!
Alex Russon
Alex Russon You appear to be overlooking my barrage of birdies in round 3 while you were trying to work out which end of the club to use.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Lol! The only barrage you've had is a barrage of abuse towards me! Closest you've been to a birdie was when you almost hit a seagull floating in the North Sea!

Alex Russon At least I can make it past the humps you donkey.
Keith Douglas
Keith Douglas Least I'm SCOTTISH!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it right UP YA!!!!! B
Alex Russon
Alex Russon What's your nationality got to do with the price of cheese? You could be Swahili for all I care but you still couldn't make it past the humps.
Keith DouglasConstruction
Keith DouglasConstruction Think you'll find I wasn't short of the humps you clown! As for you hitting 3 trains last week! Your a joke min!!!!!!


1 comment:

  1. KD is a tolerant man, even if, at it seems, he has rather a lot to say some of the time. Good to your boy sauntering forth at Stoney. He looks like he's got style.

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